Baby is due in 7 days.
We're ready at last!
"Jesus Gerry, Gerry Jesus, Gerry please turn off the computer, Jesus Gerry"Gerry was a really nice guy and great at his job but it soon became pretty clear that he deeply regretted his attempt at making Keenan feel at ease by using the whole "we're on a first name basis so you can trust me" tactic.
"Mom, this is a Jesus Crisis and I'm NOT going to wait for you to go to the bathroom before I get my cuddles."Thank Jesus for my high capacity bladder.
Keenan "Dad can you sit down so I can fart on you?"
Sean "Sure, hold on."Sean sits on a chair, Keenan climbs up on his lap and then...
Keenan "Jesus, hehe, that was a big one!"